This is one of the most atrocious films I've ever seen. It's so beyond bad I can't even give it 1 star. Just awful. 0/5
Antichrist on Netflix
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Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Antichrist
Labels:
cerebral,
Charlotte Gainsbourg,
dark,
drama,
ftrq,
lars von trier,
mind-bending,
netflix,
violent,
Willem Dafoe
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Croupier
This gritty suspense thriller was neither gritty nor thrilling but it did keep me guessing until the very end. 3/5
Croupier on Netflix
Croupier on Netflix
Labels:
cerebral,
clive owen,
dark,
ftrq,
gritty,
netflix,
suspenseful,
thriller
Monday, November 8, 2010
The Beautiful Country
Damien Nguyen & Bai Ling are extraordinary in this emotional story about the lost children of Vietnam. 4/5
The Beautiful Country on Netflix
The Beautiful Country on Netflix
Sunday, November 7, 2010
Chopper
Eric Bana is inspired, but the rest of this film is uneven & unpolished with some really sloppy writing. 2.5/5
Chopper on Netflix
Chopper on Netflix
Saturday, November 6, 2010
Dancing at Lughnasa
This was an acting powerhouse but somehow it never captured or held my attention, don't know why. 3/5
Dancing at Lughnasa on Netflix
Dancing at Lughnasa on Netflix
Friday, November 5, 2010
The Greatest
A saccharine pile of crap I've seen done better a dozen time. I really expected more from these actors. 2/5
The Greatest on Netflix
The Greatest on Netflix
Labels:
drama,
emotional,
ftrq,
netflix,
pierce brosnan,
susan sarandon
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Quarantine
OK if you never saw [REC], otherwise, meh. Mistake to show camera guy's face. Too much explaining. 3 stars. Jennifer Carpenter's panic attack was epic & good. BUT: The camera guy was a stand-in for us (the viewer). If we meet him, that spell is broken.
Quarantine at Netflix
Quarantine at Netflix
In A Day
This is an utterly charming British rom-com with a cute little twist. I actually really liked this - it's sweet. 3.5/5
In A Day on Netflix
In A Day on Netflix
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
The Matador
This fascinating documentary follows the life of "El Fandi", a champion matador. Provocative & probing. 4.5/5
The Matador on Netflix
The Matador on Netflix
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Christopher Titus: Love is Evol
Oh, Titus, how I love thee for allowing me to laugh at your misery! This is fucking GENIUS. 5/5
Christopher Titus: Love is Evol on Netflix
Christopher Titus: Love is Evol on Netflix
Monday, November 1, 2010
The Diary of Anne Frank
This British production was just marvelous & featured some amazing acting by the lead. Very moving. 4/5
The Diary of Anne Frank on Netflix
The Diary of Anne Frank on Netflix
Sunday, October 31, 2010
The Road
Pre-review tweet: Watching The Road. I get the metaphor, but JESUS THIS KID IS A PUSSY. Man up, boy it's the end of the god-damned world.
Got it all (by which I meant I understood the metaphors at play). Did not enjoy the kid. Viggo was amazing. Destroyed beauty on display. Guess I need to read the book. 3.5 stars.
Follow-up: The visuals are simply incredible. And this post apocalypse is not the usual "just after the event" version we usually see, or the cartoonish quality of say, Mad Max. This is what the world would be if it ended due to some unknown global cataclysmic event.
The Road at Netflix
Got it all (by which I meant I understood the metaphors at play). Did not enjoy the kid. Viggo was amazing. Destroyed beauty on display. Guess I need to read the book. 3.5 stars.
Follow-up: The visuals are simply incredible. And this post apocalypse is not the usual "just after the event" version we usually see, or the cartoonish quality of say, Mad Max. This is what the world would be if it ended due to some unknown global cataclysmic event.
The Road at Netflix
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Day Watch
Reaction one: Wow. 25 minutes into Day Watch. Not good. Looks frigging awesome, but a bad film that looks great is still bad.
Reaction two: Day Watch is so bad I gave up. Disjointed, fragmented half-ideas with stylistic direction are music videos, not feature-length films.
(I have never abandoned a movie before this one. That's how frigging frustrating it was.)
Day Watch at Netflix
Reaction two: Day Watch is so bad I gave up. Disjointed, fragmented half-ideas with stylistic direction are music videos, not feature-length films.
(I have never abandoned a movie before this one. That's how frigging frustrating it was.)
Day Watch at Netflix
Sunday, October 24, 2010
Mr. Nobody
Can you both love and dislike a movie? A beautiful film in search of a point, and someone to make it. 3-ish stars. Cinematography on Mr. Nobody is unbelievable, by the way. The depth of field was perfectly used. Visual perfection. See it in High Def if you can.
Followup: Okay, 3.5 stars. 3.75 maybe. My problem with this movie probably stems from the massive re-editing that went on. Without giving anything away, there is a thread in the film that basically doesn't exist anymore. It is given severely short shrift and that fact is obvious. It may as well have been completely removed altogether. Not only would that have cleaned up the errant, dangling remnants but it would have allowed a more cohesive movie. Which is a weird thing to say for such a non-linear film.
Jared Leto is unbelievably great though, and people should watch it just for his performance(s). It brings up huge numbers of questions about reality, the multi-verse, identity and more, and it's worth watching.
Mr. Nobody at Netflix
Followup: Okay, 3.5 stars. 3.75 maybe. My problem with this movie probably stems from the massive re-editing that went on. Without giving anything away, there is a thread in the film that basically doesn't exist anymore. It is given severely short shrift and that fact is obvious. It may as well have been completely removed altogether. Not only would that have cleaned up the errant, dangling remnants but it would have allowed a more cohesive movie. Which is a weird thing to say for such a non-linear film.
Jared Leto is unbelievably great though, and people should watch it just for his performance(s). It brings up huge numbers of questions about reality, the multi-verse, identity and more, and it's worth watching.
Mr. Nobody at Netflix
Friday, October 8, 2010
[REC]
Really enjoyed [REC], but then I rarely see a zombie/virus movie I don't like. This was well done though. Good bloody fun. 5 stars.
[REC] at Netflix
[REC] at Netflix
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