A Perfect Getaway

I did guess every plot twist in this but I really enjoyed it anyway - solid acting & good direction. 3.5/5

A Perfect Getaway on Netflix

Dirty Girl

What a surprise! This wasn't what I expected at all - a very poignant, heart-wrenching & lovely coming-of-age film. This film also had one of the most beautiful & sensual seduction scenes I've ever seen. Just gorgeous. 4.5/5

Dirty Girl on Netflix

Resident Evil: Afterlife

I know not to expect much from a ResEvil joint, but fuck me that was terrible. 2 stars, begrudgingly

Followup: The ONLY reason it gets 2 stars is Milla and Ali are frigging awesome and I'd watch them read the paper. In my imagination, they are sitting on chairs with spiked legs, reading a newspaper while bouncing up and down. The spikes on the chair legs are digging deep into Paul W.S. Anderson's flesh with every bounce.

And they're naked. But I mean, of course they are. And it's raining. Wait, newspapers? No. Weatherproof field manuals for the weapons leaning against the small stone wall behind them.

I'll stop now.

Resident Evil: Afterlife at Netflix

Stone

Edward Norton & Milla Jovovich are outstanding in this subtle psych thriller about guilt, innocence and spirituality. Intriguing. 3.5/5

Stone on Netflix